Brynck/Brünck

When you are ejaculating while taking a dump simultaneously.

The semen MUST leave the penis at the same time as the feces leaves rectum.

Dude I just took a Brynck/Brünck

by Van Der Fernet November 23, 2020

Speedy Branch

Your fastest friend

Branch you run so fast, your a speedy branch.

by Branchsquad January 21, 2021

Step-branch

The children of whom your parents re-marry.

"Step-branch, I'm stuck in the dryer"

by Branchsquad January 21, 2021

West branch high school

A small school in Ohio everyone there is stuck up each other‘s asses and either have a mullet or is smoking in the bathroom and also super racist school highly recommended and 90% white farmers if you’re black and you were there I wish you luck

dang everyone at West branch high school is racist

by kid without a mullet December 3, 2021

Nasty Branch

Human shit.

I've gotta hit the crib and snap off a nasty branch before we go to the club tonight.

by Tommy Beersman March 29, 2022

big bunch of fool

Someone or something who has nothing better to do, than to be an absolute fucking dumbass, fucking up the easiest thing imaginable and/or just being fucking awful to be around.

"The AI keeps running into the attacks of the boss!"
"What a big bunch of fool!"

by Cocaine420 March 10, 2023

selective undergarment bunching

Getting ones knickers in a twist for reasons that are not consistent over time. This applies especially to politicians engaged in spin control and selective outrage over the actions of others.

Jon Stewart used my new favorite phrase, selective undergarment bunching or SUB, to describe the reaction of some politcos on last night's show.

by Kelly-TBCRI January 28, 2014