Brenden

A person who likes buttholes only male ones but thinks he is straight

Damn Brenden hella weird

by Llama Obama January 15, 2020

Brenden

A Brenden is generally considered to be a fake person that is completely out for himself despite acting like he is your friend. Brendens have a tendency to get the "ahh fuck it's" which is a caring disorder. Brendens also run their mouth causing you to have the irrestible urge to dog walk them. Brendans will fuck up things around me them in an attempt to sabotage ones workmanship and blatenly lie about the time it takes to fix it. Brendens also have a huge issue with throwing missy fits without realizing they look about as mature as a school yard sissy. The most was thing about a Brendens is that most of the time they seem alright borderline cool but their constant disrespectful behaviour cannot be tolerated. My advice is to bear a Brendens to submission immediately upon seeing one. Brendens even and mouth their own mothers to the people in public despite being in their mid 30"s and still living with mom. Brendens are very self destructive and quick to blame others for their own actions.

Hey guys look where that Brenden ended up. Homeless and hungry. Its very sad . They say a Brenden just self restricts like a mission impossible message!!

by Bestfloorguyever February 2, 2019

Braden

The most annoying guy around always stirs up drama and talks about him self and needs others approval

Wow he is so annoying and dramatic.

He must be a Braden.

by Green blue purple too October 19, 2017

Brenden

An all-around bad person, self absorbed piece of poop that likes to view urban dictionary definitions of himself.

Brenden is a cunt

by Brenden is bad October 12, 2019

brenden barker

A mother fucker that shlobs on knobs with no regrets. Extreamley proud of his feminim faggot ass nature. Bends over for amputee nigger midgets and likes to get ass fucked by garrafs.

Brenden Barker is a Brenden barker.

by Wasabisnapeas May 24, 2016

brenden

he a bitch, and a nazi

damn is brenden really watching WWII videos again?!

by Serrachi January 17, 2018

braden

Usually the gayest person in your school or state. He's the type of person who would play ball tag with you with not an actual ball. He would grab your balls, and that's his version of ball tag. He tries to act straight to his friends to act cool. A big secret of his is that he has is that he only has a half an incher

Wow that kids got a small dick he must be a braden

by Braden K May 4, 2018