Blunderbuss

When you shit so violently that you scatter fecal matter over the back of the toilet bowl

I went to your mom's and Blunderbuss her toilet

by tripp3344 April 14, 2022

Premium Bondage

To have bondage involving dairy products.

I had premium bondage last night because i tied my girlfriend to my bed post and licked milk off of her breasts.

by Matt Timms & Josh Taylor September 28, 2006

David Bond

A person who is to achieve huge greatness in their lives. They are of high intelligence. Most likely an intellectual, a Metal head and big into Politics. Most of the time, you see them as an Anarchist. They despise authority. Noted to do irrational actions to make any point possible. Dangerous, yet sexy. Approach at caution, unless a sexy lady, then it's okay.

Random Party Lady: I mean, who does something like that? Just throws random wine glasses at the Police?

Random Party Dude: Only David Bond does that.

by Vincent Cross March 10, 2011

bond

To bond is to apply Gold Bond to one's testicles in an attempt to get the feeling of 1000 peppermint fairies dancing on your balls. Different varieties, strengths and combinations of Gold Bond can be used depending on the desired intensity.

Mark: Corey, man do you bond?
Corey: Heck yes I do. I like to start with the green bottle and finish off with the spray.
Mark: Wow you really know how to bond homie.

by ylfl July 13, 2009

blundering

having many faults, clumsy, careless

its a common miconception that all blondes are blundering idiots.

by celeste March 21, 2005

word is bond

Common term used among gangstas in the rap game. Implies that your word is as good as the truth and shall not be broken unless you want to get smoked.

Word is bond nigga!!!

by maybenot September 4, 2003

Bondajo

A Spanish term, which is not translatable, meaning "idiot" "moron" or "complete asswipe".

I can't believe that bondajo just cut me off!

by CamillaVilla January 7, 2011