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Nigerian barges 

Fake accounting, imaginary financial transactions.

Inspired by the huge Enron financial scandal, in which six former Enron
executives were charged with conspiracy for alleged involvement in a
December 1999 deal in which a loan from Merrill Lynch was disguised as
a sale of Nigerian barges so Enron could appear to have met earnings
targets.
Why do I get the feeling our accountant is playing with Nigerian barges here?
Nigerian barges by JerrySmile January 22, 2004

Barnstable 

A town located on Cape Cod, Massachusetts. It’s divided into several villages, all different in their own way.

Start with the villages on the North, located on Cape Cod Bay. The North has mostly normal wealthy people.
West Barnstable- has Sandy Neck, one of the biggest beaches on Cape Cod. The entire town is nice and it still has its "small town" feel.
Barnstable Village- It is home to Barnstable Harbor, Millway and Cummiquid.

Now lets look on the South, located on Nantucket Sound; much different.
Cotuit-. People here tend to have a stuck up attitude of "being from Cotuit" even though it means nothing.
Osterville- Regarded as the nicest village in Barnstable. Has Dowses Beach. The locals only beach.
Oyster Harbors- Richest place on Cape Cod. Mansions sit empty most of the year as "summer cottages".

Marstons Mills- The average part of Barnstable. People here range from rich to bums and many are referred to as "Millbillys".
Centerville- Much is overdeveloped and people tend to stay crowded in.
Craigville- Part of Centerville located on the water. Has Craigville Beach. It’s the tourist beach and no true locals ever go there. If they do, it’s to annoy the tourists.
Hyannisport- Very wealthy small village. Famous for being the home of the Kennedy Family. Squaw Island, the golf course and the breakwater are all located in this small area.
Hyannis- Immigration happened and now it is the lowest place on Cape Cod. The only nice parts are on the water.
North and South Barnstable are so different!
Barnstable by capelocal January 6, 2014
A High end department store, originating in Manhattan. Sells the likes of Yves Saint Laurent, Fendi, Chloe, Marc Jacobs and Ksubi.

Also referred to as Barneys New York.
I saw a pair of $3000 jeans at Barneys in NYC, and there was nothing special about them. Are people nuts?
Barneys by Maybelline October 22, 2007
1 reason why i carry a gun; a pedifile that loves to hug little boys when he gets a hard on
barney: hey guys lets have 1 big hug! ;)
kids: Yay!
barney:YippeeeE! *a buldge forms in his cock region*
barney by J 0 K A January 23, 2005

Barney Error 

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Barney Error by AshtyBoi September 5, 2021

baresafe 

Derived from the meaning of Bare in slang meaning very, pushed together with safe meaning good, awsome, wicked etc
"Yo man Maccy D's is baresafe innit blud?"
baresafe by -Tings Cherries January 26, 2005