communist baptism

A communist baptism is the act of taking viagra and repeatedly dunking your balls in a warm glass of goat milk. As your Nana takes a sip of her morning tea, you run over and stretch your milk soaked sack over the bridge of her nose so each testicle covers one eye. You then take her tea, chug it, and run for the hills. Hence leaving her thirsty and alone with a forehead dripping of disappointment so heinous only a communist penal colony could understand.

“Hey brother have you seen Nana lately?!”

“In fact I have, I gave her a communist baptism Monday morning and she hasn’t been the same since!”

by Belk Merelk December 27, 2023

hindu baptism

A bath tub of piss shit in which you dunk your head.

hey did you hear about bellas hindu baptism?

by syconic January 19, 2024

Dirty Baptiste

When you're getting brain from one girl, penetration from a 6'6 obese man with an expo marker, and eating creamy alfredo and mushroom pasta at the same time. The man is always named Armando from Mexico

I just got a Dirty Baptiste, shit was fye.

by amgrogus November 16, 2023

Brown Baptism

when someone gets dunked into a bucket of shit, specifically diarrhea.

guy 1: why wasnt judy at school today?
guy 2: jack gave her a brown baptism and now shes in the hospital and smells like shit
guy 1: haha, dumbass!

by professional racist123 December 5, 2023

Alba Baptista

Actress and Chris Evans wife who likes to play roles of teenagers that get with older men and rubs elbows with racist and n@zi lovers and is constantly online seeing what people talk about her.

Did you see Alba Baptista´s shower video or her new incest movie?
Who is that?
She is Chris Evans wife.

by A.Lex89 March 23, 2024

Alba Baptista

Actress and Chris Evans wife who has play a lot of roles where she is usually a teenager who gets involved with older men and who loves to look at what people are saying of her online and rubs elbows with racist and nazi lovers.

Did you see Alba Baptista´s shower video or her new incest movie Amelia´s children?
Who is that?
She is Captain America's wife.

by A.Lex89 March 23, 2024

Dirty baptism

When you ejaculate on her fore-head in a praying position

“Gave her the ol’ dirty baptism last night”

by pizza dummy April 30, 2024