bat penguin

A fucking awesome dude when he talks to you... #RAWR

Dude look its Bat Penguin!! Holy Shit he's talking!! #HISTORICALMOMENT

by Catrina Stump February 23, 2015

Beef bat

Dark colored vagina lips

Her beef bat was flappin

by Polish bill February 5, 2021

Bat-Enkh

Prettiest human being ever to exist.
Known as the most intelligent human ever.

P.S-whispers* (gay)

Finest person alive is Bat-Enkh.

by Handsome gay boy November 4, 2020

Ass Bats

A custom built paddle used by a teacher or parent to paddle the ass of a brat child who will not behave.

Ms. Jones used one of her best ass bats when Johnny was pulling the girl's ponytail.

by Haldee February 27, 2017

crack the bat

Beating your fucking tallywacker you know dumbass your fucking penis cuz u need to cum hard as fuck

I'm gonna crack the bat on your face all night long

by Hatchetjuggalo June 8, 2020

bat ass

A red, swollen ass that is the result of being spanked with an ass bat.

Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.

by Haldee March 19, 2017

Brown bat

a turd that was laid while making the sound of a bat

Dude, I just took the biggest brown bat in the history of everything

by SwagPanda23 September 3, 2013