Ass bats are the bats that brush into you at night, they have a tenancy to brush your partners ass as you're walking down an unlit path. Ass bats live on insects, they are so fast that you rarely get to see them, in most cases the person walking with them gets the blame.
by Billy_ott October 25, 2012
Flying mammal that resembles a human ass. This creature native to Southern Minnesota has rarely been photographed.
by janicegravy August 19, 2011
A custom built paddle used by a teacher or parent to paddle the ass of a brat child who will not behave.
by Haldee February 27, 2017