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Clean Mean

One of the few things a wife can do or be to keep her husband happy when he returns home from work.
I wanna come home to a clean mean, hot pussy, wet house. Is that too much to ask?
by DrabeyDray May 5, 2010
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mean girls

Mean Girl - is code for dominatrix. product of the millennials generation safe-code texting.
Can you hook me up with good mean girl this weekend? Slaves must ask mean girls for permission to release themselves.
by Crimson Habit June 24, 2016
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meaning of life

1-Nothing, there is no meaning of life. We are here by accident
2-To worship God. We are here to worship a potentially nonexistent being created most likely by man over 5000 years ago
3-42, at least according the hitchiker's guide to the galaxy
4-To achieve greater and greater things until we are at a state of perfect equilibrium where nothing can be done to improve anything and nithing can be done to hurt it.
5-To die. Each individual human's ultimate destiny is to die.
6-To love/do good. To make someone else's life better or easier.
7-We can't know, there's just no way of knowing
by Get away from me! April 30, 2005
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mean head

a bad and/or evil jerk.
Stupid mean jerky meanie stinky "mean head"! I hate you. Jerk...
by Ryan July 8, 2004
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Mean streak

The act of placing someone else’s towel between your legs; one end protruding from your ass-crack, the other out the front and from under your ball-sack/fly catcher. Then, vigorously wiping the towel back and forth to the point your taint begins to blister. Best practiced on a hot summer’s day, after football practice, or for revenge.
Gee mom, I’m sorry, It was just so darn hot yesterday I had to use the “Good Towels” to give myself a mean streak and dry off.

After football practice, Eugene the towel boy was dismayed when he relized the entire team left him a room full of mean streaks to take care of.

That bastard Leroy is such a fuckin’ ball hog. When he’s in the shower- I’m gonna hook ‘em up with a mean streak!
by Joe_Mamma May 18, 2006
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Mean Gwap

Head/ blow job used in more open situations so people have no idea what you are saying because they believe that Gwap is money.
"Yo man last night i got me some of dat mean gwap"
"word"
by gotsomeodatgwap December 7, 2006
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Goat Meaning

How do you not know what a goat is you stupid git?
by Aesthetically Unpleasing September 2, 2016
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