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A.S.S.H.A.T.

A.S.S.H.A.T. is an acronym for 'American Society for Simple, Humane Animal Treatment'. Similar to their counterparts PETA and ASPCA, A.S.S.H.A.T. is involved with protecting abused and endangered animals. They first gained notoriety when they aired a broadcast, commercial spot depicting a scruffy, young man jumping from a van, jump kicking a homeless man holding a 'I am an animal too' sign and rushing to the rescue of a mangy puppy. The commercial was considered too controversial for U.S. television and banned.
'Dude, did you see that guy throw french fries at that homeless man?! What an A.S.S.H.A.T.!!!!'
A.S.S.H.A.T. by Girth McHurt April 7, 2021
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It's a shorthand for PewDiePie's Automatic sorting system in Minecraft!!
Burh you built a A.S.S, dang that must have taken a while.
A.S.S by L1qu1d1fy April 14, 2021
Non-vulgar abbreviation of the phrase "Apple Sauce Spillage." It is not to be confused with the other version of the word, meaning buttocks.
Please open the applesauce lid carefully, or there will be another A.S.S. tonight, which I have to clean up. It takes a long time to clean it!
A.S.S. by Space Savior May 19, 2021
Carson: “dude I have bad A.S.S”
Jake: “have you tried baby powder?”
A.S.S by anonymous June 2, 2022

A.S.S.R. 

Autonomous Soviet Socialist Republic

An A.S.S.R. was a type of administrative unit of the U.S.S.R.
Alexei: Let's go to Karelia
Alexander: You mean the Karelian A.S.S.R.?
Alexei: Why do you always have to do this?
Attempting sucide soon!!:3

Commonly seen on Discord profiles, let people know you're dead soon without really letting them know😁😉
"Ah Kio isn't online. What's that in her bio?"



Kio

"a.s.s.e"

"What even is a.s.s.e"
Kio: attempting suicide soon.
"Ah ty. Hey aren't you supposed to be dead then?"
*Dead*
"Shi guess she's dead already"💀💀
a.s.s.e by .-- .--. -..-. . ... ... February 25, 2024

A.S.S. Titanic

When a *male* ejaculates their semen into the anus of an individual, who then squirts that semen into a bucket of water filled with ice. So the "sea men" drown in icey water.
You heard of the ice bucket challenge, but have you tried the A.S.S. Titanic?
A.S.S. Titanic by Timma366 December 28, 2024