Woodtastic

When something is so nice it gives you a hard on. In a way related to fantastic.

My alarm woke me up from a woodtastic dream this morning.

Her butt was so woodtastic.

by Smallhawk July 2, 2010

Woofaidat

Who said that

I'll tell ya hudunit if ya tell me woofaidat.

by who,said,that,tell,me May 29, 2010

WOFTEX

Waste Of Fucking Time Exercise

We've just been to a WOFTEX job

by ucjuydhl July 24, 2011

wolfta

It's a command, asking someone to do something for you. Literally translated means, "you will have to..." and then whatever the command is.

"Wolfta go to the store and pick up some milk for me."

by Orange Rice January 1, 2012

Woofprenuer

Someone that is a Dog Doctor and a Dog whisper. May love to take dogs on walks but only for exactly 14 minutes and 35 seconds. Always smells like dogs and wears a paper bag as a jumper. You may want to keep your dog on a lead near this person as they like to steal dogs if they think they aren't being walked properly.

Omg, put your dog on a lead! The Woofprenuer is near!

by Woofprenuer February 5, 2012

woof wagon

riding the woof wagon is the equivalent of riding the struggle bus except it is only said by the dankest of dudes not a slew of unintelligent teenage white girls

"Riding that woof wagon harddd tonight bruh"

by thee.silverpony May 14, 2014

woffty minge

Stinky Vagina

The stripper had a Woffty Minge

by ChrispyChris July 10, 2014