turbo swiping

To swipe right so fast you don't even see who you are swiping.

Dude stop turbo swiping. Your gonna match an ugly chick.

by Gunslinger341 June 19, 2016

turbo pull

A vigorous, at speed masturbation technique that needs to finish in sub 3 minutes. Likely to be carried out under extreme pressure.

I had a turbo pull in between meetings, took me less than 2 minutes... LAD!

by turbo pull February 2, 2017

turbo huge

A gigantic porpoise-like human. The last tier of the obesity scale. (See other teirs: Big Mac, Mondo Chubs, Etc.)

Wow! That bitch is Turbo Huge!

by Gdawg39 February 2, 2017

turbo twangling

Turbo Twanging a definition for a lady vigorously pleasuring herself i.e (flicking the bean)

Where's Lisa?- Upstairs turbo twangling

by babydolzzz June 13, 2017

Turbo Touring

Defines the speed of an overnight "away" visit, usually to a holiday destination, classified by the lack of a hotel or bed while visiting from afar.

I caught the return flight from Manchester and went turbo touring last night for a night out in Magaluf.

by KkjwCaptain Pugwash August 31, 2017

turbo pint

You organise a meeting with a colleague, go to the pub instead, neck a drink, come back.
*Pat on the back - good meeting*

Is it wine time yet?

Not yet... fancy a turbo pint?
Let's go!

by Continually Spinning In Chair October 13, 2017

Turbo-Downs

When you can't stop talking 'bout that pay pay

"Roma victor lol, Decrypted has the roachiest small pay pay. I don't just have downs, I have Turbo-Downs"

by imjustanalt November 25, 2017