Traffic Accident

The act of defecating on your partners genitals and once done, drag your ass from the zone of defecation, towards the head. Creating a skid mark... Resembling a car skidding out of control, leaving marks that lead to the nasty pile up at the end.

"I got freaked out first time she asked me to give her a Traffic Accident but then she tossed my salad and...
It's like a Hot Karl, with a little twist.

by torontonian000005 April 2, 2009

Traffic cone

When you walk in on your wife having an affair. You immediately challenge the man to a penis duel. The loser gets a reach around while the winner performs a donkey punch.

Nice we totally traffic coned my wife last night

by (>)`-`(>) June 23, 2008

Jew Traffic

Traffic or Congestion in a place with a large jewish population, such as NY, LA, or Miami. To be stuck in a large group of people on the sidewalk in a overpopulated area.

I was Half an hour late for work, navigating through the Jew Traffic on 7th Avenue.

by KarmaKitten March 1, 2009

Traffic of Influence

The ability to influence events, or actions of others, due to authority.

I have shaped the traffic of influence to ensure my proposal wins the competition.

by Wob Wob Wobbah May 31, 2011

Trafick

Noun
Vehicles moving on a street in NYC: "a stream of trafick"

I was bombin through that trafick on my fixie to meet up with my bros and talk about bikes at the park

by Hack it August 19, 2013

Traffiqué

Someone or something which is overpowered, immense and unstoppable.

That guy was so traffiqué , he broke the elevator when he stepped on it.

by alexcor40 August 26, 2017

Trafford Middle School

Trafford’s failed attempt at a middle school. It will turn your children into aggressive delinquents. All the teachers are either creepy predators, mentality unstable, eat their feelings, or all three! Substitutes are walked all over and yinz better watch out on Fry Friday’s because it gets real.

“Why’s Bekey so messed up.”
“Oh, she went to Trafford Middle School.”

by BigXan April 20, 2019