Definitions by (>)`-`(>)

Traffic cone 

When you walk in on your wife having an affair. You immediately challenge the man to a penis duel. The loser gets a reach around while the winner performs a donkey punch.

Nice we totally traffic coned my wife last night

Traffic cone by (>)`-`(>) June 23, 2008

Weirded out 

A feeling that usually takes place after a coleman, Becker, schlotfeldt,Foland, and a Traffic cone

You sneeze out a little green fairy that goes around spitting acid into the eyes of small children and leaves little pink floating piles of fairy feces. You would feel weirded out..

Weirded out by (>)`-`(>) June 23, 2008

buck knife 

When you get stabbed in the belly button by a small shank or a large katana. It can also be the jizzing onto a females belly button...

Dude the guy riding his mountain bike totally just buck knifed that fool in the stomach

buck knife by (>)`-`(>) June 23, 2008