birthed my tampon

the act of expelling a tampon during sports, from a sneezing episode, laughing episode, etc.

I was laughing so hard at the gym, I birthed my tampon and it fell right out of my shorts onto a yoga mat.

by spinservegin September 23, 2011

evil tampon

a tampon that leeks...

exuse me.. mam.. you have an evil tampon..

by Will July 23, 2004

tampon fucker

a slut who is so poor they have to use tampons as dildos.

That whore is such a tampon fucker.

by Kykemaster3000 December 15, 2007

Tampon Jockey

1. Noun. Referring to a male. Just a couple steps below your basic douche bag.
2. Whiner. Man who constantly complains like a 15 year old bitch.

"Ron was being such a Tampon Jockey last night!"

"You guys, it's late. I want to go!"
"Oh Ron, Don't be such a Tampon Jockey"

by Mindy B. April 25, 2008

Temporarily Permanent

When something is meant to be there for a temporarily purpose, but is kept there for a very long time.

Guy: That tarp has been there for ages!
Girl: yeah, it was suppose to be a temporarily wall to separate the art room from the drama room.
Guy: wow, but that was like a year ago!
Girl: yeah, well i guess you can say its Temporarily Permanent

by Deutch girl :) April 27, 2009

Femboy Tomboy

A male that is simultaneously very effeminate, and very sporty. An exceedingly rare harmony of two polar opposites to create the ultimate being.

Person 1: I just met this dude online that is half British and half Irish. He could be either a femboy or a complete chad. This could go either way.
Person 2: No no no, clearly this guys is a Femboy Tomboy. If he isn't I owe you something.
Person 1: Honestly, that sounds kinda hot.

by Fragrance D December 5, 2020

temporalfluxin'

1. the act of wearing an aluminum helmet to keep the gamma rays the government bombards us with from penetrating one's braing while simultaneously accepting fellatio from a sheep or a toilet gnome, whichever is in closer proximity

When the police scanner started buzzing in the high FM frequency, I started temporalfluxin' immediately. IMMEDIATELY.

by Blinker April 7, 2003