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1. Noun. Referring to a male. Just a couple steps below your basic douche bag.
2. Whiner. Man who constantly complains like a 15 year old bitch.
"Ron was being such a Tampon Jockey last night!"

"You guys, it's late. I want to go!"
"Oh Ron, Don't be such a Tampon Jockey"
by Mindy B. April 25, 2008
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phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
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someone who masterbates with a tampon.. riding the tampon
I have heard that girl is into some weird shit..People say she is a tamponjockey!
by twistdbitch420 January 19, 2010
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