Toad in the Hole

When you have a small, mushroom shaped penis that resembles the Nintendo character Toad and you insert it into a woman that you have paid to keep quiet about the encounter.

Wow, Donald Trump really gave ole Stormy Daniels a Toad in the Hole.

by GFMercy October 5, 2018

toad the wet sprocket

It's a friggin' blowjob, you idgits!

Slobbing the knob, kissing the one-eyed sailor, the fish that ate the one-eyed worm, eating an adult ice cream cone, head, sucky-suck-no-fucky.

by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

toadlick

when your name is sean mullen you are a toadlick

sean mullen is a big toadlick

by the 1 whos seen you hook up with casey December 6, 2004

toading the emperor

To use the spell "Toad" in Final Fantasy 2 and successfully "toading" the emperor on the very first turn, thus no need to challenge him as a boss.

I can't believe I toaded the emperor!

by Alexylex February 4, 2005

Toad Ode

A poem about a wacky computer teacher who looks/acts like a frog. Knows nothing about computers, and always calls the school's head of technology department to help him/her open Explorer. If you have trouble doing something in his/her class, tough shit. He/She can't help you.

A Toad Ode rhymes. The Format is ABAB CDCD EFEF. There are 3 stanzas.

I wrote another toad ode today.

by donwithlatin January 10, 2006

toad choad

Small male genitalia.

Lucy dumped Bruce because he had such a serious case of toad choad.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

Toad

Trump's Orange Aged Dick.

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart" - Stormy Daniels

Trump is a total Toad.

by TehLisa September 19, 2018