Scrotum totem

An erect penis; A boner

Daaaamn that girl Patrice is a dimepiece, I get a scrotum totem every time I see her.

by Pklove August 25, 2011

totes duh

an expression meaning "obviously;" Taken from the word "totes" with an added "duh" Duh!

-Is the sky blue?

-Totes duh it is.

by gmailler December 1, 2007

TOTES ADORBS

used to describe an object that is totally adorable and hence irresistibly grabbable.

the female lifeguards told him he was "Totes Adorbs" before he went down the water slide.

by That313Girl August 13, 2019

Scrotum totem

Aregardless naked males, regardless of sexual orientation, whose scrotums vertically adjacent.

I awoke to find myself serving as the base of a scrotum totem.

I hope Josh brings the d-nuts to tonight's scotum totem because nothing gets me hungrier than a hot stack of scrote.

by Bookbag Boys June 3, 2011

totem

When several men of gay or bi-sexual orientation sit on each other during sexual intercourse; also called the vertical masterchain.

Erez, Evan, Mike and Sam enagaged in the totem position until the late hours of the night.

by i'm totally wasted on heroin August 5, 2005

totes mcgoats

1) a nick name in the movie i love you man... 2) does not mean totally

Hey whats up Totes Mcgoats

by BigG65 June 4, 2009

totem polling

to have three or more guys stack on top of each other to create a totem poll.

"dude I was tottaly totem polling it last night with these dudes I met at the club"

by alex GORSKI! January 17, 2009