Twonk

Slang word for a vagina.

"Shut up slag, show us your twonk!"

by Jon23 October 5, 2008

Honkey Tonk

To obliterate a guitar (acoustic or electric) over the top of someones skull.

A rabid fan hit me in the face with a beer bottle during one of my shows so I invited him onstage and Honkey Tonked the shit out of him.

by Jaydog888 April 4, 2008

twonkers

Fans of Perfect Pete Bennett (Musician and winner of big brother 7)
The term Twonkers first started on Pete Bennetts Fansite as a joke by members of the chatroom. The name has spread and now covers the huge army of Pete fans accross the country.
Scottish Twonkers are known as the Tartan Twonkers

The Twonkers will be out in force for Petes gigs

by Bilboboy December 13, 2008

tonkonogy

a hot, sexy, beastly man :

that guy is a big hunk of a tonkonogy

by penelope george February 22, 2009

tonktastic

tonktastic is the word you use when you cant describe something good. also known as TONK.

wow that car is tonktastic

by callum brookes September 19, 2014

Tonkered

To be worn out, or possibly drunk.

"I was absolutely tonkered last night"

by kazuya555 May 15, 2015

Tonk

When you have an outrageously large forehead and a really tiny head

Damn look at that girl over there she's kinda fine. I'd bang her if she wasn't a tonk.

by Mudizle November 7, 2015