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a cross between a twat and a wanker.
Used in blind rage when angry bald people cant even talk properly.
"you stole my anal intrusive dildo you twonker!"
twonker by plack_uk March 23, 2005
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Big, strong and muscular. Large and powerful.
yo! - check the guns on that tyrone!!! - nigga iz tonkers!!!!!
tonkers by dchohan March 26, 2008
Natural extension to the twonk twonk definitions.

Used to refer to persons acting in twonk or twonkish mode
singular form: "Oi you Twonker!"

or plural "What are you bleeding twonkers doing in the road?" ("Nothing officer we were just twonking around")
Twonker by DomCornerLeone July 3, 2008
An extension of the word twonk, which can be used to describe someone who is being a twonk. Can be combined with the word shit to give an effective offensive word, Twonker-shit.
You utter twonker

You utter twonker-shit
twonker by Squid December 12, 2004
Tonkers is another term for a woman's breasts. It can be used in casual or formal jargin.
Yo, check out those tonkers!
tonkers by Olegna Piano May 28, 2008