Tea Tainter

A 'tea tainter' is an adult person who tarnishes the tremendous taste of tea by tainting it with sugar. A child is not yet considered wise enough to be responsible for their terrible tea tainting tendencies. However, an adult has no excuses and should have grown into more mature tastes by now. Drinkers of milky tea may also be described as tea tainters.

The term was first coined by Adam Tong in mid-2011.

"Do you take sugar in your tea, Samuel L Jackson?"

"No I don*t take motherf***ing sugar in my motherf***ing tea, you motherf***ing motherf***er. I ain't no tea tainter motherf***er. But thanks for asking BITCH."

by markadoi1984 October 15, 2013

Tainter 2000

noun; An apparatus which is inserted in the vaganus, creating an artificial taint, separating the functions of the vagina and the anus.

The Tainter 2000 uses a new technology formulated, by entrepreneurs Caviar Cat and Whipped Cream Whale, to give hope to the hopeless and end the horrible scourge of the vaganus once and for all.

by Whipped Cream Whale January 11, 2006

Tinder Schindler

Oskar Schindler was a German industrialist and a member of the Nazi Party who is credited with saving the lives of 1,200 Jews during the Holocaust by employing them in his enamelware and ammunitions factories in occupied Poland and the Protectorate of Bohemia and Moravia.

Towards the end of WW2 Schindler and his associate Göth Stern create "Schindler's List" – a list of 850 people to be transferred to a munitions factory in Brünnlitz instead of the Nazi concentration camp Auschwitz.

Tinder is an American geosocial networking and online dating application that allows users to anonymously swipe to like or dislike other profiles based on their photos, a small bio, and common interests. Once two users have "matched", they can exchange messages.

Hey bro, you see all these fine ass singles I’m hooked up with on Tinder…… they call me ‘The Tinder Schindler’

by Stupid Disco February 11, 2021

tinger

Compound of the words townie and minger, making an entirely new insult.

Have you seen her in all that nike gear? What a tinger.

by Spidertwit January 30, 2004

TINKER

A homosexual male, or a fag,

Man, that dude is a freakin tinker!

by T-izzle March 10, 2005

tinder headed

When you go on a tinder date wit a black chick and she braids your hair but that shit hurts.

"Yo you go on that tinder date?"
"Yeah man. But I found out I'm tinder headed."

by vitamink12 June 27, 2016

Tindergirl

A girl/woman skinny enough that her thighs rubbing together could start a fire.

Half the women in the Fast and Furious series, particularly the Israeli chick in the fourth and fifth, are tindergirls.

by Honeybadgerwrath January 6, 2012