tit to pit

When you and another person are squished together so that your boob is against their armpit, or vice versa. Typically used when standing in a crowded place, like the student section at a football game.

Can you scoot over? Nat and I are tit to pit over here!

by Sadhuh October 7, 2017

tit stamp

When you put your boob on somebody’s face and you punch your tit into their face

Did you tit stamp him last night?

by Sorrow1996 November 18, 2017

Tit lord

A person who get so many big juicy bitch tits that no one in a 4 mile radius can even look at there own nipple with out the tit lord knowing about it.

Charles- Hey why is that guy rubing the other guys nipple?

Emily- Bc he owns them all, he is the Tit lord, but he said no homo first so its cool.

To be a tit lord one must first remove there own nipples bc the tit lord canot be distracted from the tits of his people.

by Charles The Cuck Lord December 5, 2017

Tit tap

When a girl is climbing on top and her tit taps your member

When Alice was climbing on last night she totally tit tapped me.

by cdqq4819 July 23, 2018

tit lock bag

the weirdest name for a bra

girl, I got a new tit lock bag from victoria secrets

by cupcakes00000001 September 3, 2018

tit-grenade

When an employee of a firm uses some flimsy excuse to repeatedly touch or squeeze a colleagues chest (pecs or boobs), and the colleague then deliberates whether to sue the firm for sexual harassment at a time that suits them best.

You know, if they jerk me around one more time at work, or threaten to lay me off, I'm going to lob that tit-grenade Kathy gave me into the meeting with HR.

by The Mighty Bood February 9, 2019

tit list

A “hit list” of tits you wanna see.

Bro1: “Bro she has much boobs.”

Bro2: “Oh yea, definitely on my tit list.”

by PunnyHumor March 21, 2019