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Chimney Sweeper

A white male that fucks black females. The male equivalent of a coal burner.
Brad couldn’t match with any cute white chicks on tinder, so he settled for a black girl. Fucking chimney sweeper.
by Cole Berner August 4, 2019
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Two-Match Sweater

A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.
Wow... That dump was a rough one... It ended up being a Two-Match Sweater!!
by Giuseppi Lucchesi June 20, 2009
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Sweater Rocket

An uncircumsised penis
Xavier's girlfriend was shocked to discover he had a sweater rocket!
by Kadro March 11, 2009
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Sweater Body

1. A body that is covered in hair, like a sweater.

2. When you wear a sweater that is so tight it becomes like an extention of your body.
You got so much hair on your body, it's like you're wearing a sweater body.
by Ms. Em May 8, 2009
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Sweaterback

A caucasian, tennis playing douche bag who wears their sweater tied around their necks/shoulders as an accessory, usually paired with a pastel polo shirt & popped collar. Often go by names such as "biff" "muffy" or "chadwick". They can be found in affluent country clubs, or in Palm Beach.
Kyle: Look at all these fucking sweaters, they're everywhere!

or

Alex: I need a caesar salad on the fly for a sweaterback they want their lettuce chopped for them.

Catherine: Fucking sweaterbacks.
by Catalllack April 24, 2010
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skeeter biscuit

That cross-eyed girl who works at Torino's is a real skeeter biscuit.
by volsgirl1976 February 22, 2011
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sweater chunk

the extra weight put on over the winter.

-definition cred to Josh
"dood , becky got fat over the summer"
"nah man, thats just a little sweater chunk to keep her warm"
by DreDre69 October 3, 2016
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