sporkman

one who save sporkanese children from the jackson few

sporkman dunt dunt dah

by PlayDohMan April 25, 2004

Slork

A slut, whore and skank all in one. The ultimate BITCH.

Janice Dickinson is a major SLORK.

by anti-slork June 30, 2009

spork

To launch

Johnny: What is that apparatus with which you are sporking feces at the bus boy?

Billy: That's my chack-twackler.

Johnny: What's a chack-twackler?

Billy: A penis.

Johnny: Oh.

by Wyatt Edwards September 11, 2009

spork

the act of spooning that leads into the act of porking.

A quiet night of cuddling in front of the TV led to a vigorous late-night spork.

by mothershed October 23, 2007

spork

I-- a utensil used for eating// part spoon and part fork
II-- a dorky nickname for the one you love
III-- a sexual act in which 2 american girls and 1 british boy are involved in
IV-- a feeling of unsettled facts between friends, or a fight

a- "I always use a spork at KFC."
b- "You are spork, and I'm your kfork."
c- "Did you hear about that Alex and those girls? Dude, they sporked!"
d- "What's wrong? I just sporked my friend."

by Samanthaaaa&Cadyyyy March 8, 2008

Spork

gay spooning (between two or more males)

-ing (The act of spooning except between 2 or more males)

Roy: "Dude I wanna do something fun tonight."

Brian: "Like what?"

Roy: "Wanna try sporking again like last night?"

Brian: "Ok just go easy this time, remember ur my first."

by PimpMasta C January 1, 2009

Sporking

The act of spooning but with added fingers

Willemina made James a lovely strong cup of tea and on returning to bed, recieved a tender sporking from him.

by Candivontron August 11, 2010