4 definitions by Wyatt Edwards
A movement started by a man, Martin Luther, who thought he knew better than 1500 years of theologians and Church teaching.
Person #1: Who was the antisemitic, sexist guy who broke away from the Catholic Church, starting the Protestant Reformation, and thus single-handedly destroyed Christian unity?
Person #2: Martin Luther.
Person #1: Oh.
Person #2: Martin Luther.
Person #1: Oh.
by Wyatt Edwards February 20, 2009
Bill: What's that smell?
Tom: Smells like handicap people.
Bill: Really, how can you tell?
Tom: The smell of medical bills and shame pretty much gives it away.
Bill: LOL!
Tom: Smells like handicap people.
Bill: Really, how can you tell?
Tom: The smell of medical bills and shame pretty much gives it away.
Bill: LOL!
by Wyatt Edwards February 19, 2009
Person 1: If two times is said as "twice" and three times is "thrice," then what is four times?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Quadrice.
Person 2: Oh.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Quadrice.
Person 2: Oh.
by Wyatt Edwards May 26, 2010
To launch
Johnny: What is that apparatus with which you are sporking feces at the bus boy?
Billy: That's my chack-twackler.
Johnny: What's a chack-twackler?
Billy: A penis.
Johnny: Oh.
Billy: That's my chack-twackler.
Johnny: What's a chack-twackler?
Billy: A penis.
Johnny: Oh.
by Wyatt Edwards September 12, 2009