Spliff

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Blake: Yo look at this blunt i just got
Zach: Yeah that is a nice blunt
Red: WWWWWOOOORRRDDDDD niggas cant spliff that
Blake: No nigga dis is mine you need to get a job and get your own weed
Red: That's How niggas is givin it up...Come on You know You wanna spliff
Blake: No nigga bye
Red: Time-out
Blake: WHAT
Red: Can a nigga get a burger before you spliff it with ya girl
Blake: NO BYE NIGGA

by Blakeloves melissa February 1, 2009

Put In A Spliff

A term used when an event involving someone beating someone else at something occurs.
Synonyms include “Billed In A Zoot”

“You just got put in a spliff”

by Lord DUBS January 31, 2020

spluffed

STIMULATION.... gettin the dormerz and sendin them HOMERZ....sploink

I person asks: WHATS UP
a splink responds: spluffed

by the connection May 4, 2003

splarf

queef pussy fart
A sound similar to a fart that comes from air trapped in the pussy that may occur while fucking.

Honey, do you need to go to the bath room or was that only a splarf ?

by Swingin' Dick January 28, 2004

spaffage

To spaff (or rain devastation down) on an area. Originates from the PC Game 'Battlefield 1942' where artilliary can lay down massive amounts of devastation on an area.

The Artilliary was laying spaffage down on the axis spawn point.

by Jingles July 17, 2004

Spaff Worthy

adj. Used to describe a person suitable for sexual relations, worthy of a spaff.

Check her out, she's spaff worthy!

by Jon Arne June 2, 2007

Sploffed

Extraordinarily intoxicated, usually used to describe a good marijuana buzz but could be used to describe any non-alcohol related altered state.

Dude, that stuff you had last night was potent. I was totally sploffed for hours.

I am so sploffed right now, I can't even move.

by Frizz Connery February 26, 2008