Sexual act when a grossly obese, as in cottage cheese looking belly, thighs, and ass, takes their huge stomach and spanks their partner with that nasty glob of fat. The spanker usually also has kankles, multiple chins with food hidden in the folds, a Richard Simmons collection of Sweating to the Oldies, and cases upon cases of Deal a Meals deliver to their house daily (a case is only their appetizer). The spanker usually thinks that he/she is the shit.
by CrazyBastard November 29, 2005
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If the Buckeyes play another SEC team anytime soon you can rest assured that they will receive yet another Ohio Spank.
by PMax March 9, 2008
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by brianfixxx September 28, 2008
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Get the I'm gonna give you spank mug."Dude, Jazemine Sandwich eater just broke up with me so I'm totally gonna Ninja Spank her all night."
by Charles Dickenson June 12, 2006
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A person who is normally quiet and mild-mannered in everyday life who, when put in an intimate setting, becomes uncharacteristically charming, bold, and aggressive. Where he normally would have stopped at kissing, may suddenly convert to his "other self" where the unsuspecting girl/victim finds herself bent over a chair or couch while he attempts to give her the "Hank spank."
The word Hank refers to the character in the film "Me, Myself, and Irene," played by Jim Carey. In the movie, his character develops an uninhibited split personality known as Hank.
A person who is normally quiet and mild-mannered in everyday life who, when put in an intimate setting, becomes uncharacteristically charming, bold, and aggressive. Where he normally would have stopped at kissing, may suddenly convert to his "other self" where the unsuspecting girl/victim finds herself bent over a chair or couch while he attempts to give her the "Hank spank."
The word Hank refers to the character in the film "Me, Myself, and Irene," played by Jim Carey. In the movie, his character develops an uninhibited split personality known as Hank.
"Hey, what happened with Arthur and Katie? I saw hear leaving his apartment last night, and boy did she look mad."
"I guess Arthur and her were getting pretty intimate when he decided to give her the Hank Spank."
"Ha ha! Really? I wouldn't have expected that from him. I guess the saying is true: it's always the quiet ones."
"You can say that again!"
"I guess Arthur and her were getting pretty intimate when he decided to give her the Hank Spank."
"Ha ha! Really? I wouldn't have expected that from him. I guess the saying is true: it's always the quiet ones."
"You can say that again!"
by Jobot15 January 30, 2010
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"i tried to fuck michelle after housing that bottle of jagermeister but got some heinous whiskey dick. so later i had to get in a quick shame spank in the shower."
by traverserionic July 28, 2005
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