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Snapeophilia

The love/attraction/obsession/affinity to/for Professor Severus Snape from J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter book series.
"Oh, that Amanda, she's got it bad for that potions professor dude."

"Oh, yeah? She's got Snapeophilia, then. She's a Snapeophile."
by DementisVenustas January 20, 2009
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Severus Snape

Hot bitch professor, who often stars in my kinky Student/Professor fantasies, where I'm the student, yay. :D
Holy shit, Snape is so dark and tormented that its FUCKING HOT.
by chic geek August 21, 2003
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Severus Snape

Most amazing and awesome of the characters in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. Snape is sexy with a bad attitude because he's the onely person in the wizarding world that actually realizes how stupid everyone else is. He's probably amazingly powerful and he hates the annoying git Harry Potter.
"I hate that annoying git Harry Potter and I am sexy and powerful." ~Severus Snape~
by Severus July 31, 2006
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Barrett 50. caliber sniper

the most devastating weapon of the sniper class. It fires 50. caliber bullets that can rip a person apart. It fires semi-automatic which beats out its bolt-action counterparts
Holy Shit! That sniper with the Barrett 50. caliber sniper just blew that guy's head off!
by Dgul inc. April 17, 2008
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shipeeing

-verb

1. the act of shitting and peeing at the same time
2. the act of peeing out your ass
3. the way some chinese people pronounce the word shipping
Sorry I'm so late I got held up by shipeeing, do you have any spare pants I can wear?
by Matt Huff August 29, 2009
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Severus Snape

A character from the Harry Potter series who teaches potions class and is hated by nearly everyone. Everyone knows Snape was a death eater and they don't know why Dumbledore trusts him. He fought for the love of his life Lily Evans for his entire life, and watched her marry his worst enemy. People all over the world admire Snape for being such a real man and fighting for the love of his life.
Expecto Patronum!”

From the tip of his wand burst the silver doe: She landed on the office floor, bounded one across the office and soared out of the window. Dumbledore watched her fly away, and as her silvery glow faded he turned back to Snape, and his eyes were full of tears.

“After all this time?”

“Always,”
said Severus Snape.

- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
by LilyEvansPlusSnape September 3, 2011
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Severus Snape

AKA: Professor Snape

Sex in Black Robes Hogwarts Potions Master Extraordinaire, and all around snarky git. Once sworn enemy of MWPP, especially James Potter, who saved his life, and Sirius Black, who risked it. Secretly hiding a good side under all his bitching and whining. Also, inevitable true love of Harry Potter.
"Hello, I'm Severus Snape, a greasy-haired git you cannot resist!"
by Charm March 19, 2004
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