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Shitting Skittles

The result of having sunshine blown up your ass
Ted: Man all Rick does is blow rainbows up Daniel's ass.

John: Yeah he's Shitting Skittles non-stop
by wpcustoms July 2, 2010
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Shetting

It is when somebody tells you something and you already knew they would tell you they did it, but you give them instructions to do so, before they tell you they did it.
You gotta be shetting me! I cant believe you put that there before I told you, even though you know I would say that! No Shett!

Also spelled - shettin'
by Spitfirezero January 10, 2012
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dog shitting titi smacker

A man that knows nothing in the world that has a definition but sex.
Person A: "What the hell does army mean?"
Person B: "Man i think you are a dog shitting titi smacker!"
by the tree dog July 12, 2009
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Riot Shielding

Riot Shielding is when you masturbate while watching porn with a laptop on your chest and the climax hits the back of it.
Friend: yo why are there white streaks running down your laptop
Me: oh I was riot shielding and forgot to wipe it
by Svenalator August 20, 2018
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bed shitting

A sports term in which a team loses and completely gets ripped apart in.
"well guys, tonight was complete bed shitting" there was shit going on everywhere. "and you drex, you should have been infront of the net taking the pass." " Fuck, all we did was just shit the bed."
by Patterdome May 23, 2008
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When someone's dog shits on the front lawn right in front of a home owner, while I laugh. Why???? Lol, because the dog shits and the dog owner picks it up, total intentional jester, funny as hell, but r u kidding me???? Can't we all just get along ( not a Rodney King Reference). WTF well the world's a crazy place!
I don't know how you have those training skills, but obviously you know more than you've been given credit for, I saw your dog shit on my lawn and I was like r u kidding dog lawn shitting lol I'M SO CONFUSED!!!?????!!!!????the funniest part is that you picked it up quick as it dropped.
by marioM July 25, 2019
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front shitting

Front Shitting is when someone (anyone) shits onto a plate or other surface, then force feeds that shit into the vagina of a lady. Yep, the poop is in there, then the lady shits it out her vadge.

It is like taking a regular dump, just using a different hole, almost like rebirthing a dump.

It is believed this horrific deep was first thought of during a snow boarding trip to New Zealand, but no one knows for sure.

There is the high possibility that filming will start mid 2012 on the feature length film of this despicable act, taking place in Eastern Europe, with a bag full of filthy drugs and some slavish whores.
The tall fish tank repair man took a horrific shit onto a plate. Then from the other room a midget came along, dressed as a 1800's army person and forced the shit into the cunt of the lady laying on a glass table (using a canon stoker to push it into the lady's vadge). The lady then proceeded to "Front Shit" the dump onto the glass table.
Every one then decided that 'Front Shitting' is a truly horrible idea.
by FNTSHT February 18, 2010
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