swagga stupid

one's swagga is beyond comparison to all others and has reached a point where it makes no sense.

that nigga on another level, his swagga stupid.

by capmic2 May 27, 2010

Swaggus Interruptus

When swaggering down the street, you fumble in some way, interrupting the swag

I had my high top supras and my fitted v-neck on the other day, lookin so fly, when I swaggus interruptus'd and dropped my iphone in front of three hot girls.

by ToxSick13 October 21, 2012

swag storm

having so much swag that it causes large amounts of precipitation and strong winds of swag.

my swag storm shuts down airports, bitches.

by swagstormkev October 26, 2012

Swagnaut

The term Swagnaut was originally coined on twitter to describe people that will act like Swaggots to essentially highlight how stupid the entire concept of 'swag' is. This can be done in real life or on the web. People who consider themselves to be 'Swagnauts' will often use terms like #swag or #yolo sometimes even going as far as #yoloswag420blazeitfggtnickiminajlilwayne in situations that do not call for it.

Swagnaut 1: "hey man lets take a picture of my lunch and put a crappy filter on it"
Swagnaut 2: "sure ,lets see how many people are retarded enough to like it"

A few minutes later..

Swagnaut 1: "haha some stupid fucks are liking it already"
Swagnaut 2: "dude you're such a swagnaut"
Swagnaut 1: "well you know what they say, #yoloswag420blazeitfggtnickiminajlilwayne"

by Antiswaggot September 1, 2013

Swat Locker

Female version of "Spank Bank". A collection of images (mental or physical) stored for later use. Usually with a shower head set on pulsate.

"Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Channing Tatum, and Robert Downy Jr. to star in Brokeback Mountain 2? I'm putting that in my swat locker."

by WhiteShirt September 4, 2013

swampeye

When you cum and deliberately hit them in the eye.

1# Did you see your girl last night?
2# Yeah, I gave her a swampeye.
1# Damn son!
2# She said her eye is still hurting and won't talk to me. So worth it though.

by Anabel69 October 24, 2014

Swamp Ass Slip-n-Slide

When you do anal after a sweaty jog.

Man, that jog was exhilarating! I could really go for a swamp ass slip-n-slide right about now.

by Kreativeward May 11, 2018