Shmegma

The white substance on the surface of the males penis that shows up when u do not clean your penis in the shower.

Damn bro I got too much shmegma on my Dick.

by UrbanDictionmaster October 16, 2018

smegmom

A Mother who performs oral sex on an uncut penis oozing smegma, then later has breath that smells like the unclean penis.

Dude, Corey’s mother is such a smegmom ... after school her breath smelled like Jose’s cheesy dick.

by LittleRoman December 28, 2018

Smegaladon

Like a megaladon but covered in fish smegma

Person 1: Have you heard of a smegaladon?

Person 2: No what is it?

Person 1: Its like a megaladon but covered in smegma
Person 2: Oh Tasty eh

by AsthmaBoi February 27, 2019

Smegamo

A unrulinh love shared between two people going by the names of Massimo (said in Spanish voice) and Megan the 4.11 rat

Wow that couples rlly weird there just like smegamo

by Daddymassimo May 28, 2019

Smegan

A person who is vegan but is also a person who smokes.

Smegan: A name to call someone who is vegan and smokes also

by Ghost Nomad September 6, 2019

Smegan

When one decides to convert over to Veganism for healthy reasons but still decides to smoke darts anyways and denies it's unhealthy to all his mates

"Yo Ryan wanna get a steak'

"Sorry mate Im Vegan, but wanna go for a quick smoke before we leave"

"your a Smegan Ryan"

by FAZZZA September 6, 2019

Smegment

a portmanteau of segment and smidgen used to describe a small amount.

A small smegment of the earths population need a $53,000 dollar Mac Pro.

by MrEverybody December 11, 2019