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Hell, horror, torture, School.
School by dovii June 22, 2008
The perfect way to motivate yourself and others to commit suicide.
colored stick figures are in this skit
Blue: i’m Going to kill myself toDay but i’m not Motivated
Green: I know!
Green: go to school!
Blue:ok
(Goes to school)
Blue: okay that was pretty horrible but not horrible enough
Green: oh yeah I forgot
Green: you have to do work from school at home
Blue: (jumps out a window)
Blue: bye bye! Love to Magenta and the kids!
(O O F)
Green: bye bye!
school by AyaANdAsWag June 15, 2019
hell, evil, violence, overfuck, gay teachers, motherfuckers, bullshit, books, classroom, social climber, fuck ups, faggs, no skateboarding, no punk music, no rights, shut up, give us your money, stay here as long as you want, father TABORA, library w/o books, blackboards, whiteboards, canteen, shit, & gangwar!
back to school... we are the slaves, prisoners, experiments, & subject
school by out of shit! August 29, 2003
a waste of fucking time and a prison for the youth of our nation
if you dont go you get a truancy ticket
school by Brad Peezy November 6, 2003
Institution whose sole purpose is to convince poeple that they need it for some reason or another, ussually through degrading them and defining them as the unintelligent and treating them poorly when they do and do not buy in to what the place sells - this causing confusion makes poeple only quicker to grasp onto what it's selling just to make sense out of it's non-sense
12th grade student: hah! G.E.D. that's a good enough degree! i learned that in school, only idiots wouldn't go to school i know so because the school teachers are paid to tell me so, after all it's not like i could ACTUALLY learn anything without one of these institutions, i'm too stupid to, i know that cuz the teachers are always telling me that too! teachers are so smart, if they weren't then they wouldn't have done something so intelligent like taking on a really crappy paycheck just to teach me stuff! not like they'd be stupid enough to get a job doing something actually productive that actually paid well...
School by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 11, 2003