Russia is that country ruled by the worst president ever, way worse than any communist out there. The only dictator worse than Putin is Hitler
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Having come first in the state for the HSC every year since 1995, over 60% of students achieve and UAI/ATAR of over 99.00, and in excess of 90% over 98.00. As a result, many myths have formed regarding James Ruse, their study habits and neurological functioning.
Despite these myths, students at James Ruse are perfectly normal, and achieve highly in various activities. James Ruse has frequently been the overall Hills Zone champion in the SSA sporting carnivals, as well as performed admirably in leadership, drama, music, and various International Olympiads. A ridiculous amount of school pride stems from these events.
About 99% of students at James Ruse are from a non-English speaking background, predominantly Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indian and Sri Lankan.
James Ruse is on very good terms with NSG, NSB, SGS, PLC, SB, SG, Girra, Hornsby, Normo, Cherry Tech, Carlo High, Cumbo, Muirfield, Model Farms, and many more. Most famously, with Baulko. Love you guys :)
Having come first in the state for the HSC every year since 1995, over 60% of students achieve and UAI/ATAR of over 99.00, and in excess of 90% over 98.00. As a result, many myths have formed regarding James Ruse, their study habits and neurological functioning.
Despite these myths, students at James Ruse are perfectly normal, and achieve highly in various activities. James Ruse has frequently been the overall Hills Zone champion in the SSA sporting carnivals, as well as performed admirably in leadership, drama, music, and various International Olympiads. A ridiculous amount of school pride stems from these events.
About 99% of students at James Ruse are from a non-English speaking background, predominantly Chinese, Korean, Vietnamese, Indian and Sri Lankan.
James Ruse is on very good terms with NSG, NSB, SGS, PLC, SB, SG, Girra, Hornsby, Normo, Cherry Tech, Carlo High, Cumbo, Muirfield, Model Farms, and many more. Most famously, with Baulko. Love you guys :)
A: You didn't buy a house in Carlingford in anticipation that you'll get into James Ruse, did you?
B: I did. I got into Baulko.
A: I wish I went to James Ruse.
B: So do I.
A: I had a wonderful dream last night... I dreamt I made it into James Ruse.
B: I had a nightmare last night... I dreamt I didn't make it into James Ruse. Then I woke, and realised it was a reality.
A: FML, mate.
A: Are you a nuclear physicist? You must be from James Ruse!
B: No, I'm from Baulko. The James Ruse people are all doctors.
A: Hello, I'm from James Ruse.
B: I'm so turned on right now.
Common Myths about James Ruse:
- Ruse students are lifeless nerd who only know how to study.
False. Those are the year 12s; the rest are fine, for the time being.
- Eating is banned in the library, explaining their slim physiques.
True. We are all ridiculously sexy because of this.
- Ruse kids have never had girl/boyfriends.
False. There is a notorious spot behiind T1.5 that falsifies this point.
- Students anal douche cows in year 10.
False. Only the teacher demonstrates artificial insemination in agriculture.
- A favourite pastime is to sit in a circle and recite pi until someone drops out.
False. A majority of students only know pi as the natural constant specifying the ratio of the circumference to the diameter.
- The only sport Ruse students play is chess.
False. Shut up, chess isn't a damn sport.
B: I did. I got into Baulko.
A: I wish I went to James Ruse.
B: So do I.
A: I had a wonderful dream last night... I dreamt I made it into James Ruse.
B: I had a nightmare last night... I dreamt I didn't make it into James Ruse. Then I woke, and realised it was a reality.
A: FML, mate.
A: Are you a nuclear physicist? You must be from James Ruse!
B: No, I'm from Baulko. The James Ruse people are all doctors.
A: Hello, I'm from James Ruse.
B: I'm so turned on right now.
Common Myths about James Ruse:
- Ruse students are lifeless nerd who only know how to study.
False. Those are the year 12s; the rest are fine, for the time being.
- Eating is banned in the library, explaining their slim physiques.
True. We are all ridiculously sexy because of this.
- Ruse kids have never had girl/boyfriends.
False. There is a notorious spot behiind T1.5 that falsifies this point.
- Students anal douche cows in year 10.
False. Only the teacher demonstrates artificial insemination in agriculture.
- A favourite pastime is to sit in a circle and recite pi until someone drops out.
False. A majority of students only know pi as the natural constant specifying the ratio of the circumference to the diameter.
- The only sport Ruse students play is chess.
False. Shut up, chess isn't a damn sport.
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A shithole country that the biggest land area in the world and still is greedy for more. Russia is run by Putin.
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by downpat75 August 3, 2008
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by KnahmSayin Production October 3, 2008
Get the Rustu mug.When the pizza boy brings you the wrong order but he insists you pay, you act like you are reaching for your wallet but instead you stick you hand between your ass crack and give him the old shithand across the face.
When the pizza delivery boy came I checked my pizza only to realize it wasn't what I ordered. I was pissed, so I gave him the old Rusty Johnathan.
by Joey Bootz August 28, 2010
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-A line is drawn in dirt
-Right foot of both men is placed on the line
-The men interlock hands over the line
-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin
-They begin by slapping each other in the face
-Note: As hard as possible
-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.
-Best two out of three is the winner
-A line is drawn in dirt
-Right foot of both men is placed on the line
-The men interlock hands over the line
-The first man to slap is decided by the flip of a coin
-They begin by slapping each other in the face
-Note: As hard as possible
-Victor of the bought is decided when the other man steps over the line, lets go of each others hands, or surrenders.
-Best two out of three is the winner
Jesus vs. Allah.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.
Go to page XVLI of the bible to see a real life example of a Russian Slap Fight between two great leaders.
by Hugh Jass 2 December 14, 2010
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