Phetsamom

A man of honor #ehrenmann.

Likes to take a lot of naps, but has the highest energy when awake #spiritanimal.

Full of surprises (& candy).

Also called johnny.

- Do you know Phetsamom?

- oh you mean the Ehrenmann? Of course, I received candy from him.

-yah best man, always feels like Christmas with him around.

by Paulix3 November 25, 2021

petsutra

Your best friend's favourite site. This is where all the treatos, toys, and daily grubs come from. Oh and yeah, here's where you learn how to treat them right too.

I scolded Bruno and felt guilty. Made it up to him in time, thanks to petsutra. Received sloppy kisses all afternoon then.

by ilovepets November 27, 2021

Poes

A poes is usually a bjann type of person nobody likes them.
And his friends use him for his food.
Also struggles a lotttt to get over people.

Bjann is a POES!!!

by A friend of a poes December 10, 2021

POET

POET = SOMEONE WHO JUGGLES WITH WORDS LIKE "S-WORDS" HE HAS THE LICENSE TO QUILL!

A POET USES THE PEN (QUILL) IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD

by brion island January 26, 2022

Petsplaining

The futile endeavor of explaining to your pets what they did wrong and expecting them to understand.

I explained to my puppy why it was wrong for him to pee on the carpet. Two hours later he peed on the carpet again. I should have realized petsplaining doesn’t work.

by rpcgal January 29, 2022

petsist

Hate and/or discrimination against specific breed of/or certain races of animals.

That mans petsist he wouldn’t throw that dog of the bridge but he would throw that cat off. (He is also ginger)

by Sadly mistaken for a jew March 21, 2022

peetsa

better version of pizza

Hey can we order peetsa?

by peetsaisgoodfru March 27, 2022