Planet Destroyer

An overweight or fat vegan.

I was attending a friend’s wedding, and his planet destroyer bride made the menu all vegan. She’s 5’3” and 250 lbs…ain’t no way she’s vegan!

by The Freshman King February 24, 2025

Planet Coaster

Planet Coaster is a construction and management simulation video game developed and published by Frontier Developments for Windows. It was released worldwide on 17 November 2016. Frontier had previously worked in the amusement park construction and management genre with RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 (to which Planet Coaster is a spiritual successor), Thrillville, Thrillville: Off the Rails, and Zoo Tycoon. A version for PlayStation 4, Xbox One, and Xbox Series X/S, known as Planet Coaster: Console Edition, was released worldwide on 10 November 2020.23 The PlayStation 5 version was released in North America and Australia on 12 November 2020 and in Europe on 19 November 2020.45 A macOS version, developed by Aspyr, was later released on 17 November 2020 on both Steam and Mac App Store.6

I love building in Planet Coaster

by Taeman June 5, 2024

the realest nigga to ever walk planet earth

Joshua Gordon

It’s simple Joshua Gordon the realest nigga to ever walk planet earth

by Sauce walka June 18, 2024

Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.

I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.

by anonymous July 2, 2024

The Most Random Person on the Planet

The Most Random Person on the Planet is a highly unusual entity in our planet, who dwells wherever there's sewage, landfills, and heck, even nuclear power plants. The entity is quite harmless actually, even retarded, as it produces unusual and nonsensical responses that are at the same time, very annoying. So in a way, it is mentally dangerous.

Bro, you're the most random person on the planet, I don't wanna hear about no simping on the planet Jupiter bro.

by STWYCC July 11, 2024

Planets

a celestial body distinguished from the fixed stars by having an apparent motion of its own (including the moon and sun), especially with reference to its supposed influence on people and events.

"the planets are presently influencing you in a positive way"

by Arminkshipper April 18, 2025

The Seventh Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

by gregben September 13, 2023