Plank

Probably describes someone named Josh.
Stupid

What an absolute plank

by MADLADS September 18, 2019

walk plank

1. To smoke a blunt or get fucked up

1.
-Yo lemme walk dat plank
-Naaat eeeev, too many heads

2.
-We should walk plank tonight
-Fugg dat, I needa recover from last nite

by The G00ds May 18, 2008

Stink Plam

The art of whiping your hand or plam on your ass and greeting someone with a handshake. Also seen in the movie Mall Rats.

I got shit on my hand when that kid gave me a stink plam.

by Eizzy Mac October 28, 2009

a Plank

used to refer to a flat-chested female with small posterior booty, as well!

{a Plank is used to refer to a flat-chested female with small posterior booty, as well!

Look at her, if she turns sideways it looks like
she has two backs. She looks like a wooden plank!

by internet comedian December 11, 2019

Plampster

A cross between a platapus and a hampster.

I could sure use some stir-fried plampster for dinner tonight!

by Plampster girl December 22, 2004

Planking

A stupid act that bored people like to perfom.

Boy:"hey babe. Want to go planking?"

Girl:"Do you really think I'm that stupid?"

by stupidplanks July 9, 2011

Planking

to act as a plank.

1. lay facedown and be still as a plank.
2. keep your arms straight.
3. keep your legs straight.
4. get your friend to take a picture
5. upload to facebook.

ps. the most daring planks are the best. E.g. one that would be hard to do, something that would get you into trouble. like a police car....

sam: hey, remember that planking last night?
bill: yeah we went some gutsy places last night.

by monopolyex June 7, 2011