Poo Pears

Bits of poo that cling to your bum hairs

I spent all day in the orchard picking poo pears

by Ryan Sharp October 14, 2007

Pubic Pearl

A roughly spherical droplet of semen found, jewel-like, in one's pubic hair.

The sex was so good he left her a pubic pearl as a parting gift.

by Mont the 3 legged dog September 15, 2010

Making A Pearl

An act, committed by a male, that results in bitch-like behavior, which can only logically be explained by having sand in his vagina.

Travis has been whimpering in his room making a pearl ever since Tom pooped the bed.

by RMC1 October 21, 2010

Dark Pearl

A Legend of the online game, Runescape.

Wow, it's Dark Pearl!11

by ImBoredYo February 25, 2008

making pearls

To have sand in one's vagina. To complain or whine about everything.

Hey, quit making pearls. If we all work together, this will get done a lot faster.

by bubblet August 19, 2008

Pearl Jam

The act of stuffing valuables into any choice of one's orifices for the purpose of hiding the valuables so they can be stolen.

"I don't have enough money to afford these grapes so I'm going to pearl jam them in my vagina and walk out."

by the truth about james April 25, 2017

Pearl Bag

The male equivalent of Blue Waffle disease often found in female genitalia, common symptoms that effect men include swollen and often pale wart-like growths on the testicals, hence, Pearl Bag

Ahhh lad he had to swerve work, his bollocks kicked off like a bad Pearl Bag, even the doctor can't be arsed

by Mac Elih August 5, 2017