observer01

a person who likes to observe homosexual acts. Is inherently gay and can never change. Has no intelligence. Possesses the same value to mankind as a piece of poop, or a fictional character like pokemon.

Stop being such an observer01.

by boynamedgoo June 10, 2006

The overly obsessed PBS Kid

When someone oddly becomes obsessed with everything that has to do with PBS Kids.

Hey TK, I think you are "The overly obsessed PBS Kid."

by sclimmim May 31, 2019

obsequently

Reaction(s) that happen both in a quite apparent fashion, simultaneously or possibly in sequence, but because of directly, or made possible by the fact that both related actions are rooted reactions of the same initial action, yet directly influence the outcome of 'one or another/each other.'

There were 8 friends who all hated each other; bill, jeff, jill, jim, john, joe, jack, jane, and stephanie.

Bill hated jeff and jill.

Jeff
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Jill
Jeff hated jim.
Jill hated john

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John
John hated joe
Jim hated jack

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Jeff/ \Jack
Bill< >Stephanie

Jill\ /Joe

John
Now imagine Bill slapping jeff and jill because he hates them, Jeff and Jill slap Jim and John because they hate them, Jim and John slap Jack and Joe because they hate them, and Jack and Joe both slap Stephanie because they hate her.

A person may use the actions of Jack and Joe as obsequently occuring incidents because both were caused by apparently the same intial action, and both are related to each other on the basis of outcome, influence, and direct influence between the initial action and the consequently related reaction.

by freedomfighters January 1, 2010

Obsessive Ebay Disorder

Constantly Buying stuff you dont need on Ebay just for the hell of it.

My co-worker has Obsessive Ebay Disorder, a.k.a OED he is always looing for deals on Ebay just for the hell of it.

by CB2k10 August 6, 2010

obsessed

What you are called when people are jealous of how skilled you are at something

person: Dude, you're obsessed with that game
Me: You're just fucking jealous of how good I am

by Dubiks January 7, 2019

Observant

A bitch who doesn't think she's nosy so when she says she's "real observant"

Random Bitch: How do you know that?
Nosy Bitch: I know 'cuz I'm real observant

by How To Be Ignorant 101 March 25, 2019

obsequious

A Latinate way of saying "soon-to-be-former Representative Daniel Lapinski".

"I was proud to support the COVID relief bill last week, which President Trump thankfully decided to sign yesterday," said Obsequious.

Obsequious got primaried and it was great.

Obsequious isn't a real Democrat

by Queen Buttrix December 29, 2020