A compliment that is actually more of an insult, made by a generally well meaning person, referring to the stereotype of Northen Germans being aloof and unintentionally rude.
Examples of a German compliment could be defined as:
"You smell a lot nicer than usual"
"You looked better with the other haircut. "
"I've seen uglier girls than you."
"You smell a lot nicer than usual"
"You looked better with the other haircut. "
"I've seen uglier girls than you."
by karorom July 11, 2020
by ScottyZ December 07, 2006
When you take a shit of a lifetime and someone goes in to take a shower after you have done the deed.
by Poondog June 18, 2015
during sex the male lays on his back as the female(or male it depens what your into)sits on the tip of the penis and slides up and down down in a circle
by sweatyandready September 01, 2010
Where an omelet is taken to a circle of men who ejaculate on it. The last person to cum on the omelet has to eat it.
by ember69 August 03, 2010
The German Blockade is a Swift Move, Requires lots of skill, But! here it is Once Your Friend Or Enemy is sleeping, You Yank down your pants in excitment and Sqeeze a load (Bust a Nut) into their Closed eye socket; once your Friend or enemy wake up their Eye will be blocked Shut; Thus giving them a German Blockade!
Chuck: Hey Kevin I gave your Girlfriend a German Blockade!
Scott: NO WAY!
Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!
Scott: NO WAY!
Ross: YES, He did , I Watched it!
by Charlesss May 15, 2007
When a woman lays down on her back and points her ass straight in the air, and her male partner stands over her and points his cock vertically downwards and starts squatting.
I was lookin' at some porn last night, and then they started to do a german pushup... it looked painful.
by the pappy April 25, 2008