FlameOn Fapping

When you pour gasoline on your dominant hand, set it a blaze, and start gapping furiously.

1st CountryGuy- "Boy howdy, I was FlameOn fapping last night"

2nd CoundryGuy- "What the fuck parnter, how many degree burns did you get"?

by WhatTheFuckLol March 2, 2016

Fap Stash

The collection of nudes gathered from catfishing women online. A master catfisher will have a robust fap Stash.

I had no WiFi so I went to the fap Stash to J.O.

by jefeslifelesson August 2, 2017

Fap water

Fluid or semi-fluid liquid that comes from either male or female genitalia when aroused.

Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."

by sshhsshhhhss June 25, 2018

Rustic fap

A fap from pure memory.

Person 1: shit I dropped my phone in the shitter.
Person 2 (also in shitter): shit dude how you gonna spank the monkey now?
Person 1: It’s cool dude I can just go from memory

Person 2: oh the rustic fap I see...

by Daddydangler the angler June 7, 2018

Trope Fapping

The self-congratulatory act of meaninglessly subverting a trope in media. Usually for the sake of appearing more well written than in actuality.

I stopped enjoying this show after season 2, the excessive trope fapping became really obvious.

by ThatSilverbean September 19, 2019

fap a fatty

Fap a fatty (v.): the act of "packing a fatty" whilst on thou toilet and choking the chicken untill you nut

Bro last night when I came home I was so tired but the night was still young and I had to fap a fatty to stay awake

by Fappy Fatty December 14, 2017

fap forward

When one skips the first few minutes of a pornographic video (in most cases, free and online) that set up the plot of the porn. These few minutes are often filled by poor acting and frequently face plot issues such as hesitancy toward incest, sexual ultimatums, school girls offering sexual favors to their teachers, etc. Some pornographic sites have recently begun to do everyone a favor and provide bookmarks in their videos so that one may "fap forward" precisely to the sexual content.

Mike 1: Yo I was hesitant to click on this 50 minute porno on Brazzers last night but it was totally worth it!
Mike 2: Wow you sat through the whole thing?
Mike 1: No I just fap forwarded 38 minutes past the principal convincing the school girl to deep-throat his chode.

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 28, 2017