monoclephobia

The fear of monocles

Usually obtained after meeting the monocle wearer final antagonist of the novel Lord Of The Mysteries

3 friends gather

friend 1 "Hey, whats up!!"

friend 2 "sup!!"

friend 3 " yall, have you guys read this novel called lord of the mysteries? it's really good!! the final antagonist wears a monocle, is insane and creepy.. he gave me monoclephobia and goosebumps...."

friend 1 & 2 "We did read this before! truly a great novel... *pulls a monocle out of nowhere*

friend 3 *Screams and runs away*

by praisethefool April 26, 2024

Monochatous

A person who only sends an idea, joke, etc to one person via text message or messaging application at a time.

How's this outfit look? I'm monochatous, I'm not asking anyone else.

by DorkInBoots May 27, 2024

Monochatous

A person who will only send an idea, picture, joke, etc to one person via text message or messaging app. A monochatous person will not send the same message to many people to compare their reactions, as this would be unethical.

> I'm monochatous! You have to tell me how this outfit looks, I'm not asking anyone else.
> Bro, who cares just send it to someone else

by DorkInBoots May 27, 2024

monochrome triangle

When a group of three generations in the same family decide to perform the eiffel tower.

Andy: Yo Jim, how was your monochrome triangle session with your dad yesterday.

Jim: Pretty good. Granddaddy was pumping it like it was back in 'Nam.

by Chromo Master June 6, 2024

Mono Metrallético

A type of monkey with a minigun which is literally the coolest and sexiest alive beeing to ever exist. He is lonely and doesn't trust anyone, but when its the right time, he becomes the polla and starts to fuck everything and everyone.

Bloons TD player: Yo chat this Mono Metrallético is fucking every balloon like if a nuclear bomb
Chat: OMG he is the polla

by Mamellas November 27, 2024

mono-dialogue

1. One person (mono) having a discussion as two distinct people (dialogue). 2. To outwardly carry on a debating or discussing with yourself as two distinct personalities. 3. To talking to an imaginary person as a routine.

Flip Wilson stood on stage all alone for over an hour delivering a hilarious mono-dialogue between he and someone named Hester Sue debating the meaning of life. It was pretty darn funny to watch..

by Ean M. Williamssom January 9, 2025

Moanoun

Your preferred pronoun that you want your partner to moan

My preferred moanoun is Daddy's little whore

She called me a good boy last night, I guess that's my moanoun now

by NelsonSnow February 17, 2026