weave monster

n. A female with a busted hair weave. To have to much hair weave in one's head.

Did you see that weave monster in the beauty shop?

by Kinnycakes May 22, 2008

Shirt monster

The shirt monster is the cousin of the sleeve monster. Seems to be more dangerous than the sleeve monster because it eats the entire shirt rather than just the sleeves. The shirt monster seems to strike right before fights, after nights of drinking, and sporadically throughout the day.

*roommate walks out shirtless*

Me: did the shirt monster get you?

by barnhart08 November 10, 2011

universal re-monster

monster sent by the plutonians to take over the earth. Master shake used it to terrorise Meat-wad. You can poke him with a pillow and kill him.

The universal re-monster cannot be stoped!

by Dinosaurus Spectacular May 12, 2004

The Watery Shit Monster

(n.) When you piss out of your asshole.

I went to Taco Bell last night and I was attacked by the Watery Shit Monster this morning.

by bals642 October 24, 2009

Monsterbating

The act of masturbating under one's bed or in one's closet with the intent to frighten.

Greg was scared shitless when he found Aaron monsterbating in his closet at 3 am.

by TheProfessor42069 October 14, 2011

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is a deity in a creation story. This story was created in response to the Kansas (US) School Board trying to change teaching guidelines so that Intelligent Design would be taught alongside Evolution in Public School science class.

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism holds that The FSM created everything with His Noodly Appendage. Also The FSM is keeping his identity secret by making Evolution look like such a scientific certainty.

The creator of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism has written an open letter to the Kansas School Board so that it will be taught alongside Intelligent Design and Evolution. He has also started a fund to pursue this through legal action if necessary. Or buy himself a boat, whichever comes first.

RAmen

"I'm not going to pay my credit card debt from buying Mad Max memerobelia on Ebay. If The Flying Spaghetti Monster wanted me to pay my debt he would provide me with the money with His Noodly Appendage."

by dawaldg September 14, 2005

fuck monster

n. A girl who is always at the cock.
v. A person fucks like a fiend.
adj. Some who is too ugly to fuck

n. Damn Mo is such a fuck monster, she always grabing at my shit.

v. I tried to stay with it all night, but she was a fuck monster and I dried out.

adj. Look at Felix, he knows she aint looking at him, he's a fuck monster.

by P. Will November 5, 2006