Shirt monster

The shirt monster is the cousin of the sleeve monster. Seems to be more dangerous than the sleeve monster because it eats the entire shirt rather than just the sleeves. The shirt monster seems to strike right before fights, after nights of drinking, and sporadically throughout the day.
*roommate walks out shirtless*

Me: did the shirt monster get you?
by barnhart08 November 09, 2011
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Hood Poetry

Guy1: You hear that new gucci?
Guy2: yeah, that shits hood poetry
by barnhart08 November 12, 2011
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