Newport, Michigan

A weird stupid city that everyone thinks is from Rhode Island, so you'll end up having to explain, to someone out of *city* for that matter, that you don't live there. There is literally nothing in Newport to do, so all most people do is sit down and complain about it.

"Do you wanna go to Newport, Michigan?"

"No, I don't wanna be bored to death, thanks."

by Someone here. January 7, 2012

University of Michigan

A college in the midwest where students are more loyal to their school than the Nazis were to Hitler with some going as far as to brand themselves with the infamous "block M".

Are you going to the University of Michigan football game Saturday? Yeah bro, football is a religion here. GO BLUE

by bradyjoke February 13, 2017

Micho

Mexican slang or nickname for a chill man who’s very serious but also good hearted.

Donde esta el compa micho?

by hyphree February 21, 2019

michonski

Michonski is a subsitute teacher, and an awful one at that. He constantly uses his outdoor voice and is too bad at algebra to actually teach you anything. Instead, he will tell you how to escape from a bear and place a perfectly good paper on a puddle of juice.

"Ah shit we got Mr. Michonski today."
"Oh boy, I can't wait to learn absolutely nothing."

by gaisbwibsmma November 26, 2013

Michon

Michon is a modest and classic kind of girl. She is selfless and puts others first. She is enthusiastic and often a trend setter. Everyone wants to be around Michon. Michon often makes silly mistakes which others find to be adorable. Said to be the best friend you could ever have. She will always be loyal.

Michon tripped on the school stairs today. Her face turned bright red, she was so embarrassed! But all I could think was how adorable the whole thing was.

Man, she is so classic she is never going out of style!

by GandalfTheGirl December 30, 2014

Michigan Milk Churner

A sexual act in which a man cums into a woman's anus and urinates and keeps fucking her.

Jake: "Dude, i gave jessica a Michigan Milk Churner last night!"
Jamal:"Sweet Dude! How long did you keep going for?"
Jake:"like 2 Minutes."
Jamal:"Thats Crazy Dude!"

by Conjure04 November 1, 2019

howell michigan

A place full of snobby kids that like to destroy other peoples crap!

Person 1~Look at those bratty kids fighting an recording it with the Iphone 7 Plus
Person 2~Yea they must be from Howell Michigan

by Suck big dick March 1, 2017