Maximus

If your name is Maximus that means your a show off and is annoying lol

maximus-hey guys
random guy- omg your so annoying

by [e-mail] November 6, 2019

maximus bigus pigus

Deriving from the latin term for 'A Big Pig'

you my friend are a 'maximus bigus pigus'

by Barry Chuckle February 23, 2007

hoe-ius maximus

they are hoes that are big

(fat hoe walks by)
"dang look at the hoe-ius maximus"

by sam to the antha August 12, 2005

Maximum Ride

A fictional story book with no literary value whatsoever and complex plot that makes no sense. Set in first-person by the main character who is the zealous, bothersome, irritating Max, the book is a stain of the English language.

You’ll like it if you like the sentence “I’ll kick their stupid butts” repeatedly.

"Ok, I'm not the best cook in the world. Though I can still kick your butt so don't you forget it." - Maximum Ride.

by AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY October 22, 2009

maximum pimping

Whenever something is truly awesome.

That car is so hot...it's maximum pimping.

by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

minimus maximus

A sexual maneuver involving sticking your little finger (which is known as the minimus) into your partners anus and fingering them furiously, until you injure or break your little finger. This is when you've reached the maximum fingering your little finger can do.

Guy 1: Dude, the minimus maximus DESTROYED my finger
Guy 2: Then why do you keep doing it?
Guy 1: 'Cause it keeps the lady happy, boi.

by TDOUD June 15, 2017

Douche Bag Maximus

Donald Trump is the most Douchiest Douche Bag in the History of Bags of Douches. He kills kids with Sledge Hammers. He kills puppies and kittens with Napalm. He hates all black people. He bought an island off the coast of Florida where he practices Slavery.

ass hole who hates all black people. Bastardbigotracistnazi. He is the end all Douche Bag Maximus

by Mike Pizow May 20, 2011