mathipa

Mathipa is a man/ boy who loves his family and friends and loves to masturbate

Melly:Yo he's so kind he's definitely a Mathipa

by Andiason April 21, 2021

Machiavellian victory

A win for everybody that was never really a win for anybody, since at least one person, if not everybody, lost something to the machine/system, or someone that was part of the machine/system. Disney was/is a master of Machiavellian principles, since people feel like they gain something by waiting in a line at Disneyland/Disney World for 45 minutes of their time instead of an hour of their time. Really it's Disney that gains from this, since people think Disney has a real concern for their families, and not for the Disney reputation and lost dollar signs that would come with any damage to the Disney reputation.

It would be a Machiavellian Victory if one of the two buildings was demolished, or if 4 or 5 of your 10 neighbors homes burned to the ground and yours didn't, you feel like you kept or even gained something by not losing everything, but half of your neighborhood is lost forever and half your neighbors lost everything. So, a Machiavellian victory is when people feel like everybody won because they didn't lose everything, when really just one person or entity actually gained/benefitted from what actually hzppened. Really most wars have casualties, so they are Machiavellian victories if your country doesn't lose a war, since somebody somewhere still lost a family member. Life is a matter of what you lose and not what you win or gain.

by The Original Agahnim May 28, 2021

Mathanos

A big yellow bird human who is good at math and ap calculus. He is also blonde. Loves pi, not pie. Also has a thing for beastiality. Tinder profile can be found at [e-mail]

Did you see Mathanos’s tinder?

Yeah. Stella said he could get it any day.

by wifeycamelasparagussupremacy June 11, 2021

Mathiew

Mathiew’s r know for their swag. They’re chill around everyone and hilarious. If you meet. A mathiew you got to be friends with them

Oh damnnnnn is that mathiew. I wish I got swag like him

by Averageguy98 July 9, 2021

mathasaurus

The strongest dinosaur, he might as well be god. He is 30ft tall and white. He will dunk on you no difficulty and then eat you after.

The mathasaurus is the strongest dinosaur

by yotengomoose August 31, 2021

Mathaphob

When you talk disrespectfully about math.

eg. "I dislike people who like calculus" "stop being a mathaphob Jeremy!" or "people who like linear equations are weird." "You are not cash money Abraham"

by Eyeti September 6, 2021

Mathing

When you think you know the math but it's just not making sense

This math just not mathing right

by Amonthtsnox September 17, 2021