Intellectual Masturbation

an activity or sport where the primary result is the actor feeling intellectually superior or abnormally arrogant for absolutely no reason. This can be achieved by wearing fancy clothing, using vocabulary that no one else would ever use, or using titles that make absolutely no sense.

Guy 1: Hey dude! How was that class debate?
Guy 2: It was freaking awesome. It was pure intellectual Masturbation.

by alexrider March 9, 2015

masterbating

The act of masturbating like a professional, in a skilled way. Being a Master of Masturbation.

"Dude, I saw a porn film in which a bitch was masturbating so well, that I think she had the degree of Master of Masturbation! She was masterbating herself!"

by Gaboantsa December 2, 2016

masterbating

Guy Fucking Themselfs

I love Masterbating at night when there is no girl by me

by Fuck.me.daddy December 16, 2016

Masturbation Film

A film where the director, writer and lead actor is the same person.

Good Night and Good Luck is such a masturbation film. Damn you George Clooney

by JewJitsu123 March 16, 2010

masturbation

to play with one's self while still in one's pants

masturbate, fondle the gonads, masturbation

by Lev Mattis Yahu January 12, 2009

masturbation

the best trick you can do with your hand ever!

sorry i couldn't go to the movies.i was performing masturbation.

by rallllllllio May 6, 2009

Masterbaton

The muscle between your elbow and inside of your elbow that grows more and more every time you masterbate.

John - Woah man! Your arm is huge!
Freddy - Thanks man! I've been working on my masterbaton.

by DaPro May 30, 2010