magic toilet paper roll

a toilet paper roll that never ends

Bob- check it out, I got a new toilet paper roll
Eric- Check it out, I got a MAGIC toilet paper roll

by someone_you_dont_know May 18, 2007

Magic hour

The hour after any form of exercise, long or short, where you can eat anything you want to and it instantly turns into muscle.

Disclaimer: following this rule may have a serious muscle building power effect

John: I feel great after that calorie burning power workout, now pass me that Mcdonalds

Jeff: Dude, you're gonna ruin your workout with all those fats!

John: It's the magic hour my friend...MAGIC HOUR....bring on the muscle!

by elratboyo May 4, 2010

Magic Toaster

A derogatory term describing an un-savvy computer users view of what a computer is.

Why my magic toaster no come on? I plug in, but no toast.

by eflatus August 8, 2009

magic underpants

(n) - common slang term for the sacred underwear that Mormons (Church of Latter Day Saints) wear underneath all their clothes as a symbolism of their commitment to God. Plain usually white underwear like a T-shirt & boxer shorts adorned with 4 symbols. For ladies it means generally wearing the vestments underneath their bras and panties. The garments can only be purchased from an official Mormon store.

Mitt's suit always looks so ill fitted because he wears those magic underpants under his shirt and pants.

by alias alias January 31, 2008

Magic Milk

The milk that spurts fourth from your magical love tunnel upon climax. It often easily mistaken for hair gel. When applied to your partners face, it can be the perfect way to end a date. Try to avoid exposure to the eyes, unless your into that kinda shit.

"Your mom offered me breakfast today so I rewarded her with a nose full of magic milk."

by CareToLax? September 23, 2009

Magic Carpet Airport

Magic Carpet Airport only lets Magic Carpet Airlines use its state of the arts facilities built it the year 30 bc it is the most beautiful airport architecturally of course. Magic Carpet Airport is a favourite amongst rappers. They like how quite and magical it really is.

Yo, you can't take a connecting flight from MCA ( Magic Carpet Airport) if you're not flying MCA ( Macgic Carpet Airlines)

by Dr m3ry3m November 14, 2011

magic dust

Could be called "pixie dust" and may also be known as "fairy dust", it is a fictional substance. It is a trail of sparkling material that often follows mythical creatures such as pixies and fairies in general when they are visually represented. Sometimes, this trail is interpreted as being a tangible substance, often imbued with magic powers.

Taken to normal realms of human existence, one could use it to describe bringing forth help from the ethereal, or heavenly spirit, to cause something humanly impossible to happen.

"It took magic dust to get her to let me in her pants."

by kk2again June 29, 2008