Lube

Something you use to fuck someone's mom

I lubed up your mom last night

by Lubeking April 9, 2017

lube the lever

see masturbation

I gotta lube the lever right away!

by Robert Van Winkle April 5, 2004

luber

When referring to an ugly male or female, one would rather lube up a deceased person.

"Yo look at Cape Girl!!"

"Oh, that's definetly a luber."

by Mik April 2, 2005

Jiffy Lube

What it's called when you're having sex with an old, dried up woman, and you don't have lube so you use JIF peanut butter.

Alice: Hey there Betty, How was your 73rd birthday?
Betty: Aw it was great! My husband jiffy lubed me!
Alice: You're a lucky woman. My husband is dead.
Betty: HAHA

by Timpano December 21, 2008

boob lube

1) drool from a sleeping or catatonic woman's mouth that has trickled down to her breasts, therefore lubing them

Ever slip a chick a tranquilizer? She's so passed out she has boob lube all over her titties in about 2 minutes!

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

buffy lube

n. the act of receiving oral sex to the penis

Shorty gave me a buffy lube the other day.

by AlwayzSharp March 5, 2006

Lubey Boner

A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant

He got a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl

by Monster Gagz April 7, 2011