by MYTH58 October 27, 2008
Get the trife life mug.A life-noob (a.k.a lifenoob, lifenub, and other l33tspeak variations) is a person who cannot handle, cope with, or live in the real world. They often turn to "living on the net", and prove their worth by playing immersive games such as MMORPG's. While they often master such environments by rapidly advancing to the highest level, they're lack of understanding of society and community usually make them appear to be immature 12 year olds with no command of any language (not even l3375p34k).
While he often said it to people in real life, it was first posted on the 'net in a comical thread within the forums of the MMORPG entitled "The Matrix Online". The original poster was (me) wwWizard2k (I claim the coinage of this word, it's not here, or on a basic google search =P), who had lost his cool at the lack of community, and decided to rant off some advice to his peers with a Sunscreen parody.
While he often said it to people in real life, it was first posted on the 'net in a comical thread within the forums of the MMORPG entitled "The Matrix Online". The original poster was (me) wwWizard2k (I claim the coinage of this word, it's not here, or on a basic google search =P), who had lost his cool at the lack of community, and decided to rant off some advice to his peers with a Sunscreen parody.
"Don't congratulate or berate yourself in this game. Your choices are half chance, and in the end, we're all a bunch of life-noobs who can't go outside."
by wwWizard2k September 9, 2005
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N. A term used when something redunkulous just happened. Generally used when one is in complete shock and can't put into words what they are thinking.
N. A term used when something really good happened and one is extremely happy. Substitute for OMG, Seriously?, or Are you kidding me?
N. A term used when something really good happened and one is extremely happy. Substitute for OMG, Seriously?, or Are you kidding me?
Kristen: He just blocked me on Facebook.
Sarah: Why??
Kristen: He said I was a creeper..
Sarah: Is this real life??? You freaking hate him!
Kristen: That's what I'm sayin!
Bentley: Farrah, I've liked you since we met in 7th grade. I have been scared to tell you my feelings because I didn't want to lose you..
Farrah: Is this real life? I've always loved you too!
Sarah: Why??
Kristen: He said I was a creeper..
Sarah: Is this real life??? You freaking hate him!
Kristen: That's what I'm sayin!
Bentley: Farrah, I've liked you since we met in 7th grade. I have been scared to tell you my feelings because I didn't want to lose you..
Farrah: Is this real life? I've always loved you too!
by sunshine53 July 24, 2011
Get the Is This Real Life? mug.Opposite of hard life.
Where you make decisions that leave you feeling stress free and vibrating higher.
Less about wealth (though it helps) and more about making good choices.
- ordering an Uber to your devil dick appointment instead of taking public transport.
- Cancelling/rejecting plans with problematic friends & family members
Where you make decisions that leave you feeling stress free and vibrating higher.
Less about wealth (though it helps) and more about making good choices.
- ordering an Uber to your devil dick appointment instead of taking public transport.
- Cancelling/rejecting plans with problematic friends & family members
I’m quitting this bastard job. This manager is not the one, I wasn’t put on this Earth to struggle, I want a soft life.
by LHTLondon January 6, 2021
Get the Soft Life mug.context in which the good things are expensive, the yummy things make you fat and the fun things are sinful.
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by Cordelia June 24, 2004
Get the life mug.Another way to say that something doesn't fit a person, doesn't suit them, or isn't met for them. Commonly pronounced as "ain't 'bout dat life."
Sarah is so hot for Dave that she is acting like she's easy to get his attention, but she ain't about that life.
That geek Bill Nye watched way too much Breaking Bad and now he's trying to find a partner to cook meth with. We all know he ain't 'bout dat life.
She was talking shit about my best friend, so i punched her in the face instead of talking shit. I ain't fake, I ain't 'bout dat life.
That geek Bill Nye watched way too much Breaking Bad and now he's trying to find a partner to cook meth with. We all know he ain't 'bout dat life.
She was talking shit about my best friend, so i punched her in the face instead of talking shit. I ain't fake, I ain't 'bout dat life.
by Purplexy October 17, 2013
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