Definitions by LHTLondon
Not by force
A call to no longer pursue; people, situations or objects that are becoming increasingly difficult, laden with obstacles or stress inducing.
Sharon: Have you got your Mickey Boobs ticket yet?
Jeanette: You know what Shaz, I've tried 3x and the website keeps crashing.
Sharon: Come on, it's Michael Bublé!
Jeanette: I'm over it. He ain't going to pay my bills. Let me save my cash. Not by force.
Jeanette: You know what Shaz, I've tried 3x and the website keeps crashing.
Sharon: Come on, it's Michael Bublé!
Jeanette: I'm over it. He ain't going to pay my bills. Let me save my cash. Not by force.
Not by force by LHTLondon September 5, 2022
no trail no trial
If you don’t leave any evidence (trail) then you’ll never end up on trial.
The younger sibling to no face no case
The younger sibling to no face no case
Sally: I heard Jeanette got 5years for insider trading, but don’t you two work together?
Sarah: I used a vpn and conducted all negotiations face to face in saunas to ensure they weren’t wearing a wire. No trail no trial.
Sarah: I used a vpn and conducted all negotiations face to face in saunas to ensure they weren’t wearing a wire. No trail no trial.
no trail no trial by LHTLondon March 18, 2021
Soft Life
Opposite of hard life.
Where you make decisions that leave you feeling stress free and vibrating higher.
Less about wealth (though it helps) and more about making good choices.
- ordering an Uber to your devil dick appointment instead of taking public transport.
- Cancelling/rejecting plans with problematic friends & family members
Where you make decisions that leave you feeling stress free and vibrating higher.
Less about wealth (though it helps) and more about making good choices.
- ordering an Uber to your devil dick appointment instead of taking public transport.
- Cancelling/rejecting plans with problematic friends & family members
I’m quitting this bastard job. This manager is not the one, I wasn’t put on this Earth to struggle, I want a soft life.
Donna-Marie
Sally: Guess who slid into my Donna-Maries last night
Sharon: Oooh was it Jeanette?
Sally: Don't be stupid, it was the cute photocopier technician from the 4th floor, you know, the one with the great butt and occasional wedding ring.
Sharon: Oooh was it Jeanette?
Sally: Don't be stupid, it was the cute photocopier technician from the 4th floor, you know, the one with the great butt and occasional wedding ring.
Donna-Marie by LHTLondon April 1, 2020
The Main and the champagne
The Main and the champagne
verb. to hurry
Use when time is short i.e. to a fuck buddy who likes to hang around
verb. to hurry
Use when time is short i.e. to a fuck buddy who likes to hang around
Fuckbuddy: I'm on my way now, can I stay the night babe?
You: I've got things to do, only got time for the main and the champagne
Sally: Did you hear what happened to Jeanette on the weekend?
Sharon: I don't have time for another of your marathon stories Sally, just give me the main and the champagne
You: I've got things to do, only got time for the main and the champagne
Sally: Did you hear what happened to Jeanette on the weekend?
Sharon: I don't have time for another of your marathon stories Sally, just give me the main and the champagne
The Main and the champagne by LHTLondon March 6, 2020
Hugowasted
adj. To get super drunk.
Like forget you’re employed drunk. You’re so drunk a trust fund just materialised. So drunk that you forgot you’ve been working all your adult life and the liquor you’re drinking was paid for by the job you forgot you had
Like forget you’re employed drunk. You’re so drunk a trust fund just materialised. So drunk that you forgot you’ve been working all your adult life and the liquor you’re drinking was paid for by the job you forgot you had
Hugowasted by LHTLondon January 18, 2019